About *corrupt a wish* Page 231
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May 19th, 2008
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 | I wish I could join the Corps and deploy to Iraq... I shall return- General Douglas MacArthur |
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May 19th, 2008
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you do, and get shot. Twice. In the arse. I wish for a microphone I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.  |
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May 19th, 2008
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You got it but you made everyone deaf including you. I wish I could eat Italian foods. |
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May 19th, 2008
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you can, but as soon as you do you die. I wish for a mouse. |
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May 20th, 2008
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You get an elephant. I wish I could find something to eat. Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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May 20th, 2008
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you eat and become the size of a whale. I wish time wasn't so slow. Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point?  |
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May 20th, 2008
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It's slower than slow. I wish I could be a comedian. |
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May 20th, 2008
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You're a drama queen.  I wish I wasn't feeling so icky. I have a lot to do!!  |
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May 21st, 2008
| #2309 |
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you get the plague and DIE! I wish I had a rat flail. |
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