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| | Post 2291 |
| Spam King | it becomes as stiff as needles. I wish I had a new faucet.
__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?" |
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| | Post 2292 |
| God of Scones | You get one, but it doesn't fit, so you search endlessly, with no avail, for another one. I wish I had a demonic minion.
__________________ The next couple that sits at a stop light and sucks face and ignores their changed light is getting pushed out into oncoming traffic by me. No exceptions. |
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| | Post 2293 |
| Spam King | you become one I wish for a million ducks |
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| | Post 2294 |
| God of Scones | NONE FOR YOU! I wish for a nuclear missle that is targeted at the moon. |
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| | Post 2295 |
| Spam King | you get one targeted at you. I wish for money |
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| | Post 2296 |
| Can you hear me now? | You get a paper. I wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000. Yeaaaaahhh....
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| | Post 2297 |
| Forum Brat | You get a penny. I wish for a wish.
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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| | Post 2298 |
| Spam King | No. I wish for nothing. |
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| | Post 2299 |
| Forum Brat | You get everything Justin wishes for. I wish today was already over. |
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| | Post 2300 |
| Spam King | it's only just begun I wish for everything else |
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