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| Spam King | he does, but he gives his old dead cats to you. I wish for a dingo.
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| | Post 2262 |
| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | You get the dingo and it eats your flesh while you're alive. I wish Bender Bending Rodriguez was real. ![]() I say we make Bender the mascot for *Corrupt a Wish*
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| Can you hear me now? | Bender is real but he is hanging out at your place and eating all of your firearms. I wish Bender shouldn't ate all of 5.56's firearms.
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| | Post 2264 |
| Spam King | he doesn't, but LIPS does. I wish LIPS would spend more time on this forum. |
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| | Post 2265 |
| Can you hear me now? | He tried but he forgot his password. I wish Bulldogg could come back. |
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| | Post 2266 |
| Spam King | nah, that's okay. I wish for french fries |
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| Can you hear me now? | You get Freedom fries. I wish I'm a filthy rich. |
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| | Post 2268 |
| Spam King | you're a filthy, stinking, poor guy I wish freedom fries were killed. |
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| God of Scones | You were forced by the government to eat them while saying, "I love America". I wish I wish I was a fish.
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| | Post 2270 |
| Spam King | you are fish food I wish for a nice puppy |
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