Originally Posted by SilknLeather

No crocs in Alaska thank God.

It was a rogue crocodile that likes the cold weather. And he eats telephones.

Originally Posted by pixiedustboo

It was a rogue crocodile that likes the cold weather. And he eats telephones.

I would make new records for gutting a croc. Then after the conversation with My Marine I would make him a tote for him maps from the hid, and fry the croc up and have him for dinner.

Originally Posted by SilknLeather

I would make new records for gutting a croc. Then after the conversation with My Marine I would make him a tote for him maps from the hid, and fry the croc up and have him for dinner.

Yummy...gator is awesome

you end up on a gator's dinner plate

I wish music was better

it is better but you cant afford to listen

I wish I didnt have to sleep in the recliner.

you have to sleep in the recliner forever.

I wish the Beatles were all alive.

Thank God they aren't.


I wish my friend had a working TV. Internet is nice, but I want TV.

You get t.v. but forced to move back to Idaho to watch it.


I wish I could have watched the Packer game yesterday

You were able to but the tv went out at half time and you missed the second half.

I wish this pain med would kick in.

The pain meds kick in, but then the rooms starts spinning and you get stick to your tummy.

(Hopefully that really doesn't happen though).



I wish I had fluffy socks on my feet. It's cold.