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| Can you hear me now? | Nope, tomorrow is thursday. I wish it is friday.
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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| | Post 1032 |
| Milforum's Postmaster | You will wake up and it is Monday Wish it wasn't so hot. |
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| | Post 1033 |
| Godfather | It's freezing. Then none of the crops grow. Then they'll have nothing to feed the animals and we'll have nothing to eat. I wish I could play baseball all year round. |
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| | Post 1034 |
| Milforum's Postmaster | Everytime you go outside to play, it rains. I wish class was over. |
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| | Post 1035 |
| Can you hear me now? | You stay in class with your old teachers back in high school. I wish I could go to college ASAP. |
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| | Post 1036 |
| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | You don't you go to hell. I wish there was only one class at school and that class would be NJROTC.
__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran ![]() Semper Fortis |
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| | Post 1037 |
| Can you hear me now? | Nope you gets 8 classes or more. I wish I had a M1 Garand. |
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| | Post 1038 |
| Milforum's Postmaster | You get a squirt gun Wish i had a squirt gun |
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| | Post 1039 |
| Can you hear me now? | You do but no water for you. I wish I could go to swim everyday. |
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| | Post 1040 |
| Milforum Pivotman | You head to the pool and it has been drained for a skatepark. I wish I had summer back again.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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