Confucius Say:

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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.

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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot
walk.

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War does not
Determine who is right, war
determine who is left.

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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find
him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at
night.

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It take many nails to build
crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in
Glass house should change
clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's
well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.

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Person who deletes this has no
humor!!!

Very funny!

Confucius never said any of those but he did say a lot of other retarded stuff.

pretty good....

Posted before: Chinese Proverbs