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October 28th, 2005   #1
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Timmy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest says, "Is that you Timmy?"

"Yes, Father, it is I."

"Who was the woman you were with?"

"I cannot tell you... for I do not wish to sully her reputation."

The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O' Malley?"

"No, Father."

"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"

"No, Father."

"Was it Anne Brown?"

"No, Father. I cannot tell you."

The priest says firmly, "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."

Timmy goes back to his pew and his buddy, Sean, slides over and says, "What happened?"

Timmy replies, "Well I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys, and three good leads."


"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."

- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

 
October 28th, 2005   #2
xander
 
 
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"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
LOL shes kinda famous in New Zealand


\"SemperFi,Do Or Die!
GungHo,GungHo,GungHo!
What Makes The Grass Grow?
Blood,Blood,Blood!
What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".
 
October 28th, 2005   #3
bulldogg
 
 
I like it.


"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck
 
October 28th, 2005   #4
Padre
 
 


 
October 28th, 2005   #5
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
October 28th, 2005   #6
Navy Boy
 
 
Good one.
 
October 29th, 2005   #7
bluestarsig
 
ROFL!!