Topic: Computers

tomtom22 · May 1st, 2008

I was originally going to post this in the Computer Forum, but I thought better of it.

TO ALL YOU COMPUTER BUFFS-
A GUY WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS COMPUTER AND COULD NOT FIND
THE FAULT, SO HE CALLS UP TECH. SUPPORT. THE CONVERSATION WENT LIKE THIS -

YES SIR? YOU HAVE A PROBLEM - CAN I HELP YOU?
THE GUY EXPLAINS WHAT IS WRONG AND TECH SUPPORT SAYS - NO PROBLEM SIR - JUST RIGHT CLICK ON YOUR DESK TOP.
THERE IS SILENCE SO THE TECH SUPPORT SAYS - DID YOU HAVE A MENU CARD POP
UP? NO, SAID THE GUY - NOTHING. OK, SAYS TECH SUPPORT, WE`LLTRY AGAIN - RIGHT CLICK ON YOUR DESK TOP. NOW DID YOU HAVE A MENU CARD POP UP?
NO, SAID THE GUY, I DIDN´T. STRANGE, SAID THE SUPPORT, WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO?
WELL, SAID THE GUY - YOU TOLD ME TO WRITE ´CLICK´ON MY DESK
TOP AND SO I WROTE ´CLICK´ AND NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!

Aaaaaaaaarh!

Team Infidel · May 1st, 2008

hahahahahahaha

Sevens · May 1st, 2008

Hehehehehe

senojekips · May 1st, 2008

There's lots of these stories going around, and I'm not convinced that they are all jokes.

the_13th_redneck · May 1st, 2008

Oh yeah. Some people think the CD ROM drive is some kind of coffee tray.

Peddler · May 1st, 2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by senojekips

There's lots of these stories going around, and I'm not convinced that they are all jokes.

LOL... they're not! My sister works in Tech support and she gets calls like this ALL the time. Then she writes them down and forwards them on to me, so I can get a good laugh! lol

May 1st, 2008	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Computers I was originally going to post this in the Computer Forum, but I thought better of it. TO ALL YOU COMPUTER BUFFS- A GUY WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS COMPUTER AND COULD NOT FIND THE FAULT, SO HE CALLS UP TECH. SUPPORT. THE CONVERSATION WENT LIKE THIS - YES SIR? YOU HAVE A PROBLEM - CAN I HELP YOU? THE GUY EXPLAINS WHAT IS WRONG AND TECH SUPPORT SAYS - NO PROBLEM SIR - JUST RIGHT CLICK ON YOUR DESK TOP. THERE IS SILENCE SO THE TECH SUPPORT SAYS - DID YOU HAVE A MENU CARD POP UP? NO, SAID THE GUY - NOTHING. OK, SAYS TECH SUPPORT, WE`LLTRY AGAIN - RIGHT CLICK ON YOUR DESK TOP. NOW DID YOU HAVE A MENU CARD POP UP? NO, SAID THE GUY, I DIDN´T. STRANGE, SAID THE SUPPORT, WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO? WELL, SAID THE GUY - YOU TOLD ME TO WRITE ´CLICK´ON MY DESK TOP AND SO I WROTE ´CLICK´ AND NOTHING HAPPENED!!!! Aaaaaaaaarh! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

May 1st, 2008	Post 2
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	hahahahahahaha __________________

May 1st, 2008	Post 3
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Hehehehehe __________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

May 1st, 2008	Post 4
senojekips Tribunus Laticlavius	There's lots of these stories going around, and I'm not convinced that they are all jokes. __________________ "Too thick to change, and too old to care" http://www.geocities.com/senojekips/Index.htm

May 1st, 2008	Post 5
the_13th_redneck Fridgeraider (Instructor) Gear	Oh yeah. Some people think the CD ROM drive is some kind of coffee tray. __________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com

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