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May 15th, 2006   Post 1
JulesLee
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Post; computer doctor


One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I
guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do
that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose
anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a
sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem
and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a
urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer,
he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer
started making some noise and various lights started flashing.
After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which
was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology
was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to
wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a
try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his
dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off,
he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug
store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited
the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out
the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is
using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is
pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And
if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get
better.

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May 15th, 2006   Post 2
Italian Guy
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Hahahahahaahahaha excellent excellent one hahaaah
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May 16th, 2006   Post 3
armlesscadet
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lol!!!!
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May 16th, 2006   Post 4
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Heard it before, but still very funny.
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May 16th, 2006   Post 5
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!
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May 16th, 2006   Post 6
Navy Boy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Heard it before, but still very funny.
But not on here you haven't,tomtom22
btw JulesLee nice joke.
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May 16th, 2006   Post 7
tomtom22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Navy Boy
But not on here you haven't,tomtom22
btw JulesLee nice joke.
You can bet your I would have said so, wise guy!
 
May 16th, 2006   Post 8
armlesscadet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
You can bet your I would have said so, wise guy!
lil defensive arent you tom
 
May 16th, 2006   Post 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by armlesscadet
lil defensive arent you tom
No, but that kind of remark from someone who doesn't search before he posts deserves that kind of reply.
 
May 16th, 2006   Post 10
armlesscadet
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lol ok