1- What kind of cell phone do you have? Razr.

2- Do you have a fireplace? Yes.

3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have? 10 - 20, don't ask me where they all are though....

4- Do you watch the news? Sometimes.

5- When was the last time you called the cops? When a person was driving like an idiot on 81.

6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost? Anywhere from $15 to $75

7- Do you get manicures & pedicures? I LIVE for manicures. I do my own pedicures.

8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage? No. I don't like strange people touching me.

9- Do you enjoy gaming? Depends. Does Mario Kart on N64 count?

10- What do you love the most about where you live? ...everything about the country.

11- The least? When the birds don't shut up in the mornings during summer.

12- How often do you go to the zoo? Every couple of years or so.

13- Do you ever ride motorcycles? No.

14- Do you read a lot? Yes!!!

15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go? Florida. In May.

16- Will you vote for president this year? Ugh. Yes, I suppose I have to or I won't be able to complain. (We should all just make this easier on everyone and appoint me as dictator. Don't worry, you can keep your guns).

17- What's your favorite reality tv show? Hate 'em.

18- Have many miles are on your vehicle? 130,000 I think. I heart my Purple People Eater.

19- Have you ever seen a tornado? No, and I would really like to keep it that way, knock on wood.

20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today? Two.

21- What's your favorite piece of clothing? Pajamas.

22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"? What do you mean "did?" I still cry. Like a baby.

23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows? A little of both. (Don't all women?)

24- Do you use a straightener on your hair? Sometimes.

25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest? Yes.

26- How old where you when you learned to swim? I don't remember a time when I didn't know how to swim....

27- How do you take your coffee? Don't you mean how do I take my cream and sugar?

28- What are your plans for the next holiday? Um. Lets just focus on the plans for next week.

29- Do you own any land? No.

30- Have you ever been hunting? No.

31- Do you have cable or satellite tv? Sattelite T.V.

32- Do you have satellite radio? No.

33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap? Yup, don't we all.

34- Can you cook from scratch? How much is 'scratch?' LOL.

35- Do you or have you ever had chickens? No.

36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best? Maple and brown sugar.

37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake? No.

38- Do you have an electric or gas stove? Electric.

39- Can you do an handstand? Just because I can doesn't mean I should.

40- Who taught you to ride a bike? I don't remember.

41- What color is your livingroom furniture? Tan.

42- Do you have plants in your house? If you can call them plants...I guess so.

43- Have you ever had a black dog? No.

44- What is your favorite board/card game to play? Board Game: CandyLand or Life Card Game: Apples to Apples or May I

45- What is your favorite brand of jeans? Ahh, something that fits and looks cute. I'm not big on brands. (Unless it's make-up).

46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see? Gramma and grandpa!

47- What are your pet-peeves? People who don't use their blinkers.

48- Laptop/notebook or desktop? Laptop. Luvluv.

49- Tattoos & piercings? No ; 5.
50- Do people like you? I...I... Do you?

okay, fine...

1- What kind of cell phone do you have? some sort of Samsung

2- Do you have a fireplace? yup, a real one!

3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have? 6, but 2 of them are track-exclusive, and 2 for dirty work (boots). 2 pairs of tennis shoes

4- Do you watch the news? not really

5- When was the last time you called the cops? dont' remember

6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost? $10

7- Do you get manicures & pedicures? no

8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage? no

9- Do you enjoy gaming? on PC only

10- What do you love the most about where you live? the space

11- The least? the people, at least some of them

12- How often do you go to the zoo? used to go regularly but its been about 2 years

13- Do you ever ride motorcycles? nope

14- Do you read a lot? define "a lot"...

15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go? I really don't know... maybe New York, maybe Kentucky, maybe Indiana, maybe Tennessee

16- Will you vote for president this year? No, because I can't. If I could I'd vote for Obama-- or rather I'd vote against Hillary, McCain, and Nader.

17- What's your favorite reality tv show? None, I can't stand them

18- Have many miles are on your vehicle? no vehicle

19- Have you ever seen a tornado? Yes, one almost formed right across the street from my house... but it dissappeared almost as soon as it formed.

20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today? 0

21- What's your favorite piece of clothing? Winnipeg Jets T-shirt

22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"? haven't seen it

23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows? no

24- Do you use a straightener on your hair? I'm thinking about trying it... I hate my frizzy curly hair

25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest? Redleg... naw just kidding

26- How old where you when you learned to swim? what is this "swim" of which you speak?

27- How do you take your coffee? I inject it.

28- What are your plans for the next holiday? sitting around my house.

29- Do you own any land? not personally

30- Have you ever been hunting? no

31- Do you have cable or satellite tv? DirecTV

32- Do you have satellite radio? I wish I did...

33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap? uh huh

34- Can you cook from scratch? sometimes

35- Do you or have you ever had chickens? no

36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best? plain, but with rasins and a lot of sugar... and a little thinner, not like cement.

37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake? no

38- Do you have an electric or gas stove? neither: liquid propane

39- Can you do an handstand? no

40- Who taught you to ride a bike? no idea

41- What color is your livingroom furniture? green and white stripes

42- Do you have plants in your house? no

43- Have you ever had a black dog? does a dalmatian count? it's black and white

44- What is your favorite board/card game to play? Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit and BlackJack.

45- What is your favorite brand of jeans? Levis

46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see? someone other than my immediate family... I'm sick of them. I wanna go to Cleveland!

47- What are your pet-peeves? Gay bashers.

48- Laptop/notebook or desktop? my lovely desktop

49- Tattoos & piercings? no

50- Do people like you? some of them...

Okay, but only because I'm beyond bored at the moment......


1- What kind of cell phone do you have? A silver one.....

2- Do you have a fireplace? Yeah, in the living room. We don't use it, though.

3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have? I don't think I can count that high....

4- Do you watch the news? Sometimes.

5- When was the last time you called the cops? Um.....a while ago.

6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost? Depends on where I get it done at.

7- Do you get manicures & pedicures? Nope.

8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage? Nope.

9- Do you enjoy gaming? Sometimes.

10- What do you love the most about where you live? Uh.........nothing is coming to mind.........

11- The least? That its in Idaho.

12- How often do you go to the zoo? Go there? I live there!!!!

13- Do you ever ride motorcycles? Dirt bikes, yes.

14- Do you read a lot? Every day for at least an hour.

15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go? Not soon enough.

16- Will you vote for president this year? I dunno. Probably.

17- What's your favorite reality tv show? None. I can't stand them. They should all be cancelled!!!!!

18- Have many miles are on your vehicle? I'd have to go look, and, sorry, I'm not in the mood to get up.

19- Have you ever seen a tornado? In the movies..............

20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today? Zero.

21- What's your favorite piece of clothing? Everything I own except for my work attire.

22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"? Haven't seen it, and don't plan on ever seeing it.

23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows? Nope.

24- Do you use a straightener on your hair? My hair is straighter than a board. I have no use for a straightener.

25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest? Yes, but I won't do it.

26- How old where you when you learned to swim? I'll let you know if I ever learn.

27- How do you take your coffee? Coffee is the devil. I have no use for it.

28- What are your plans for the next holiday? Um.......what is the next holiday???

29- Do you own any land? Well its not in my name...........

30- Have you ever been hunting? For men, yes. For animals, not so much.

31- Do you have cable or satellite tv? Stupid Dish Network.

32- Do you have satellite radio? No, but my roomie does.

33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap? You mean besides just about everyone I know?

34- Can you cook from scratch? Better know it.

35- Do you or have you ever had chickens? Yes and yes.

36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best? I no like oatmeal. Is icky.

37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake? No.

38- Do you have an electric or gas stove? Electric.

39- Can you do an handstand? I'm sure I still could if I really wanted to. Which I don't.

40- Who taught you to ride a bike? My sister. My evil, horrible, mean, big sister.

41- What color is your livingroom furniture? Its all earthy tones.

42- Do you have plants in your house? No, we kill plants.

43- Have you ever had a black dog? I had a black lab.

44- What is your favorite board/card game to play? Risk, Life, and Master Clue.

45- What is your favorite brand of jeans? Wrangler.

46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see? Yes.

47- What are your pet-peeves? Stupid people, rude people, people who chew and drink loudly......Its kind of a long list.

48- Laptop/notebook or desktop? I has a desktop.

49- Tattoos & piercings? Yes.

50- Do people like you? Don't know, don't care.

I'll bite....

1- What kind of cell phone do you have? the kind that rings

2- Do you have a fireplace? Yup, and we like to use it too

3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have? What is the number after zillion?

4- Do you watch the news? I do

5- When was the last time you called the cops? Does it count when... oh, never mind

6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost? $30

7- Do you get manicures & pedicures? I do it myself

8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage? Never been to one

9- Do you enjoy gaming? yes

10- What do you love the most about where you live? That the lake is only 5 mins away

11- The least? the inbreds that live here

12- How often do you go to the zoo? Only when staring at the wall gets old, would I ever go (Our zoo is LAME, it has one broken down lion and 2 zebras that aren't quite the right color and two old circus elephants)

13- Do you ever ride motorcycles? Yes! I love it!

14- Do you read a lot? every night

15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go? Kentucky and Washington
16- Will you vote for president this year? I don't wanna but I will

17- What's your favorite reality tv show? that Bachelor is one sexy man

18- Have many miles are on your vehicle? Too many

19- Have you ever seen a tornado? Been in a few

20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today? ummmm... 4

21- What's your favorite piece of clothing? my jeans and a tank top is comfy

22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"? No but the guy next to me in the theater let out a wail or two .

23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows? I don't have a uni-brow if that is what you are asking

24- Do you use a straightener on your hair? Yup, I hate my curly hair 25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest? Nope I don't have a beef with anybody

26- How old where you when you learned to swim? 5 years old

27- How do you take your coffee? STRONG, VERY STRONG, with a little milk and a lot of sugar...I like things sweet

28- What are your plans for the next holiday? working

29- Do you own any land? Only what is stuck to my shoe at the moment

30- Have you ever been hunting? Nope I prefer my food dead when I see it

31- Do you have cable or satellite tv? nothing....

32- Do you have satellite radio? Nope but I wish I did

33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap? LOL.. I can't answer that

34- Can you cook from scratch? Yup, only way to cook...

35- Do you or have you ever had chickens? Yes, and I hate them

36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best? I like the brown sugar one

37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake? Nope, but I've been close to it a few times

38- Do you have an electric or gas stove? Electric.

39- Can you do an handstand? I can say handstand.... does that count??

40- Who taught you to ride a bike? ummm... I don't remember

41- What color is your livingroom furniture? cream

42- Do you have plants in your house? yup

43- Have you ever had a black dog? I just got one

44- What is your favorite board/card game to play? Nerts

45- What is your favorite brand of jeans? Luckys

46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see? Yes.

47- What are your pet-peeves? rude people, people chewing on ice, slow drivers in the fast lane.

48- Laptop/notebook or desktop? I have a laptop

49- Tattoos & piercings? no and yes

50- Do people like you? Not sure .... ask them

1- What kind of cell phone do you have? Motorola Trac Phone

2- Do you have a fireplace? Yes, but don't use it.

3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have? 3. a pair of sunday shoes, a pair of sandles (clod hoppers really) and a pair of sneakers.

4- Do you watch the news? The Idaho news. just can't keep away from idaho and i live in MO.

5- When was the last time you called the cops? Never.

6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost? $5-$8, just a trim

7- Do you get manicures & pedicures? nope. i can do my own nails

8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage? Nope! i'm married

9- Do you enjoy gaming? MOST DEFINATELY!!!

10- What do you love the most about where you live? the river.

11- The least? the fact that my kids cannot go outside on a good day because of the dog (they are scared of the dog)

12- How often do you go to the zoo? once inj a blue moon.

13- Do you ever ride motorcycles? No.

14- Do you read a lot? I like to read and study the bible.

15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go? Hopefully Idaho.

16- Will you vote for president this year? no, i never did register, but i know that i should have.

17- What's your favorite reality tv show? don't know really, i like em' all.

18- Have many miles are on your vehicle? not sure. after driving 1500 miles i never did check out the meter.

19- Have you ever seen a tornado? just the forming of the clouds

20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today? none. i rarely ever do get calls.

21- What's your favorite piece of clothing? tank and shorts

22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"? haven't watched it.

23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows? nope. i like my eyebrows the way they are.

24- Do you use a straightener on your hair? don't need any! lol, all i got is straight hair.

25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest? Yup! my on-line friends.

26- How old where you when you learned to swim? i don't swim.

27- How do you take your coffee? sugar? yuck! cream yes.

28- What are your plans for the next holiday? hopefully to go to either my aunts (about 500 miles) or my sister's in idaho.

29- Do you own any land? No.

30- Have you ever been hunting? No.

31- Do you have cable or satellite tv? cable

32- Do you have satellite radio? No.

33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap? Yup. i live with one. the story of my life

34- Can you cook from scratch? my grams way of cookin? sometimes

35- Do you or have you ever had chickens? yup! my uncles chickens

36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best? brown sugar and milk. just the plain oatmeat please, thank you.

37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake? No.

38- Do you have an electric or gas stove? Electric.

39- Can you do an handstand? never learned how

40- Who taught you to ride a bike? can't ride

41- What color is your livingroom furniture? Tan and black and brown and white...

42- Do you have plants in your house? no, cats eat em and get sick, kids eat em and get sick and the dog will just make a mess of em.

43- Have you ever had a black dog? a little black terrier.

44- What is your favorite board/card game to play? monopoly, gold fish (with the kids), any game with the girls, solitaire of any kind, yahtzee...can it be dice?

45- What is your favorite brand of jeans? anything that might fit. who cares about the brand

46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see? Grandma and grandpa and sister, and aunt and uncle...family from idaho. it's been a year.

47- What are your pet-peeves? kids who use me as a tissue. use some toilet paper will ya!!!

48- Laptop/notebook or desktop? i want a laptop! i got a desktop.

49- Tattoos & piercings? no tatoos and just my ears pierced but the holes closed cause i'm allergic.
50- Do people like you? we all have our enemies

1- What kind of cell phone do you have? Wha??? Yuppie, crap!!!

2- Do you have a fireplace? One in most rooms, nearly all unused.

3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have? 2 pairs, Steel caps and Going out.

4- Do you watch the news? Yep, Regional, State and International, every night.

5- When was the last time you called the cops? Never Happen,... If it gets that bad, maybe an Ambulance would be more appropriate.

6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost? $10

7- Do you get manicures & pedicures? nope. I tear my own off

8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage? Whaaa?? You've gotta be kiddin'

9- Do you enjoy gaming? Nope!

10- What do you love the most about where you live? Just being there, after a life spent everywhere else

11- The least? It's getting too civilized, You're not allowed to shoot the cocky's off the TV antenna anymore

12- How often do you go to the zoo? 4 times in my life, that i can remember.

13- Do you ever ride motorcycles? It's the only way to get about. Honda 600 XR trailbike.

14- Do you read a lot? Not a lot, but I do enjoy non fiction. I'm happier with an instruction manual than a novel.

15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go? Been there, Done that and that's why I'm where I am now going to stay

16- Will you vote for president this year? Only for the Local History Group

17- What's your favorite reality tv show? The one where they all get killed off in the first 2 minutes.

18- Have many miles are on your vehicle? Bike, 37,000 miles, Toyota Landcruiser 67,000 miles, Shirl's car 52,000miles.

19- Have you ever seen a tornado? Nope, but Ive seen a waterspout at sea. "A Wet Tornado"

20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today? None

21- What's your favorite piece of clothing? Overalls, I'm a grubby bugger.

22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"? Haven't seen it.

23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows? I've had them singed in boiler blowbacks.

24- Do you use a straightener on your hair? S'already straight.

25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest? I can't be bothered unless it's gunna get nasty.

26- How old where you when you learned to swim? About 8 years old.

27- How do you take your coffee? White, with two sugar. Or if someone else is making it, however it comes. Thank you very much.

28- What are your plans for the next holiday? I'm living it now. Life's a blast!!

29- Do you own any land? Half an acre.

30- Have you ever been hunting? Yep, used to live for it until the whacko's had gun ownership banned.

31- Do you have cable or satellite tv? Neither

32- Do you have satellite radio? No.

33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap? A nephew.

34- Can you cook from scratch? I can, but generally can't be bothered. I'd live on Toast and vegemite given the need.

35- Do you or have you ever had chickens? Many years ago, Chooks, Bantams, and Ducks.

36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best? Oatmeal flavour, Luv it.

37- Have you ever been bitten by a snake? No, I've "bitten a few of them though, generally with a 12G.

38- Do you have an electric or gas stove? Electric

39- Can you do an handstand? Not now. It would break all of the laws of physics not to mention a few bones.

40- Who taught you to ride a bike? Mick Schemmeld.

41- What color is your livingroom furniture? Ivory and Black

42- Do you have plants in your house? Shirl has miniature cacti on the window ledge behind the kitchen sink.

43- Have you ever had a black dog? Only for dog sitting, named "Oigle"

44- What is your favorite board/card game to play? I haven't played a board game since the kids were little tackers, Stockmarket was a favourite.

45- What is your favorite brand of jeans? Levi's

46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see? Yeah, Lots and lots

47- What are your pet-peeves? Careless people

48- Laptop/notebook or desktop? Both, but the Laptop is "steam driven" and won't be being replaced, they are OK if you're on the move, but otherwise a pain in the butt.

49- Tattoos & piercings? Another of my "pet peeves", "Look at me" people

50- Do people like you? I hope so, I don't go out of my way to upset people.

1- What kind of cell phone do you have? A verizon ones...

2- Do you have a fireplace? I wish I have...

3- If you were to guess, how many pairs of shoes do you have? 4; Combat boots, tennis shoes, sandal, and boots....Where's my boots?

4- Do you watch the news? Yeah...Fox News.

5- When was the last time you called the cops? Cops? I use my gun, and it's legal in Texas.

6- When you get your hair done how much does it cost? $8 to $12...

7- Do you get manicures & pedicures? No...

8- Do you ever go to a spa for a massage? Hell, no.

9- Do you enjoy gaming? Only on PC games.

10- What do you love the most about where you live? Everything about in the great state of Texas.

11- The least? The wetbacks....*ahem*...illegal aliens in Texas.

12- How often do you go to the zoo? Like one time in ten years....

13- Do you ever ride motorcycles? No, I wish I could

14- Do you read a lot? Yeah...

15- The next time you go out of your state where will you go? Uhh...probably Maryland/Virginia....it's Washington D.C.

16- Will you vote for president this year? Yeah, McCain....who else do I have to vote? McCain or we're doomed!

17- What's your favorite reality tv show? Ehh....not a big fan.

18- Have many miles are on your vehicle? Around 45,500 miles, I think.

19- Have you ever seen a tornado? Since I'm a Texan for all my life and never seen one. Suprise?

20- How many ppl have you talked to on the phone today? None.

21- What's your favorite piece of clothing? A cotton shirt and cargo short...so, comfortable.

22- Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"? Hell, no. Plus, I have never seen this movie.

23- Do you wax or pluck your eyebrows? No.....

24- Do you use a straightener on your hair? Isn't for the women?

25- Is there someone you want to talk to and clear things up or get things off your chest? Yeah....Christ.

26- How old where you when you learned to swim? Huh? I was born to be a swimmer.

27- How do you take your coffee? I'm not Peddler, don't ask me this question.

28- What are your plans for the next holiday? Next Holiday? Nothing...oh, Mother's Day? Oh, crap!

29- Do you own any land? No, I wish I have some...

30- Have you ever been hunting? Yes, and all Texans are required to do that, otherwise, go back to Austin and stay there.

31- Do you have cable or satellite tv? DirecTV...

32- Do you have satellite radio? I wish I have...

33- Do you know someone who is a know-it-all that is really an idiot full of crap? Yeah, that girl that I know from my college.

34- Can you cook from scratch? Yeah, I think.

35- Do you or have you ever had chickens? What? Yeah....

36- What flavor oatmeal do you like best? Oh, man, I haven't eat oatmeal since I was a kid.

37- Have you ever ben bitten by a snake? Does baby snake count? It bitten me.

38- Do you have an electric or gas stove? Electric....

39- Can you do an handstand? In the lake, river, or swimming pool, yeah. Ha.

40- Who taught you to ride a bike? My dad.

41- What color is your livingroom furniture? Brown...

42- Do you have plants in your house? The fake ones....and one of them are real....I don't know which one that are real.

43- Have you ever had a black dog? Yes, good ole' Tasha....

44- What is your favorite board/card game to play? Risk, Monopoly, and Uno.

45- What is your favorite brand of jeans? Level's.....

46- Is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time you would like to see? No, not really.

47- What are your pet-peeves? Sunday drivers...

48- Laptop/notebook or desktop? Laptop.

49- Tattoos & piercings? Tattoos....I'm thinking about to get one. Pierchings? Hell, no.

50- Do people like you? Hated by many, loved by few, and respected by all.