Topic: Colonoscopies

tomtom22 · April 14th, 2006

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9 "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

Italian Guy · April 14th, 2006

Hahahahahahahahaahhahahahha best ones are # 8 and # 13 hahahahaha

Fox · April 14th, 2006

Hahahahaha!

ARMY101 · April 14th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtom22

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

Only if the Physician is the patient's father or uncle...

NCdt Steliga · April 17th, 2006

Nice.

Marinerhodes · April 17th, 2006

1, 5, and 13 heh.

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

sunshine · January 7th, 2007

wow thats great lmao

April 14th, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Colonoscopies A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW? 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9 "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there." __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

April 14th, 2006	Post 2
Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	Hahahahahahahahaahhahahahha best ones are # 8 and # 13 hahahahaha __________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

April 14th, 2006	Post 3
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Hahahahaha! __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

April 17th, 2006	Post 5
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice. __________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra

January 7th, 2007	Post 7
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's a good one __________________

January 7th, 2007	Post 8
sunshine Centurion Gear	wow thats great lmao __________________ I generally try to avoid temptation unless i cant resist Between two evils i always pick the one i havent tried yet~Mae West

Topic: Colonoscopies

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