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October 6th, 2005
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| Optio | Post; Clymidia....Two not-so bright Sergeants were celebrating their promotion to E-5. One Sergeant decided to go out and find a lady of the night (prostitute for those who are unfamiliar). She tells him - we can do what ever, but I have clymidia. He says okay - and quickly calls his buddy - the other Sergeant - and asks him to look it up in the dictionary. The Sergeant looks it up and replies: "It's okay, you're safe..... it only affects the privates." |
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October 6th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Oh yeah, and of course you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 6th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |  HMMMMMMMMMM
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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July 2nd, 2008
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| Chief Engineer | Bump............ |
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July 2nd, 2008
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| Spam King | d'oh! 
__________________ "What about a Guest Host?" "I'll pretend I didn't hear that." |
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July 2nd, 2008
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| Forum Brat | ^^^ Ditto. LOL
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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July 2nd, 2008
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| Caesar | lol..............
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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July 3rd, 2008
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| Cadet Moderator  | Well...that's something.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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