Cinderella is now 95 years old.

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September 13th, 2008   #1
JulesLee
 
 

Cinderella is now 95 years old. info


Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. I'm prepared to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was taken back, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:

"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.

I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"

The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do.

What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."


At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.



He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered..........

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
 
September 13th, 2008   #2
tomtom22
 
 
Oh boy!, didn't see that one coming!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
September 13th, 2008   #3
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe.....


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
September 13th, 2008   #4
A Can of Man
 
 
Surprise!!! hehe
 
September 13th, 2008   #5
Chief Bones
 
 

Just another case of sexual frustration of the aged ... ... the young take it for granted, and the aged grieve for youth lost.
 
September 14th, 2008   #6
The Other Guy
 
 
Just another reason not to neuter your pets.


I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.
 
September 14th, 2008   #7
Team Infidel
 
 
very nice.......


 



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