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December 18th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Cigarettes And TamponsA man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one with his picture on the milk carton!)
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December 18th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Hey, what's good for the gander is good for the goose. Although, I personally wouldn't live through the experience, at least I'd die laughing, literally. 
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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December 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE! hahahahahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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December 18th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's great
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December 19th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | So not nice!!!! Although it is good payback.... 
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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