About Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris is striding down a sidewalk, ignoring the many people who step aside to make way for him when he sees Johnny Cash poking along toward him, guitar slung over his shoulder, hands clasped and head down in thought. Chuck slows down and frowns thoughtfully, Johnny paces onwards. When ten feet separate them, Chuck starts feeling nervous and clears his throat, no response from Johnny. When they close within arms reach, Chuck lets out a strangled "Haiii" that trails off as he leaps out of Johnny's path. As Johnny passes Chuck, he glances from under his eyebrows at Chuck who is close beside him, arms raised in a defensive stance.

Johnny says "Fire, Higher" (note : Burning Ring of Fire)
Chuck lets out a strangled moan and reaches for the sky...

The moral is : don't mess with those who have seen the Elephant clearly.

Lonnie Courtney Clay
This original joke composed in the past few minutes by me is hereby authorized for copying with attribution. Hope you like it Chuck, R.I.P. Johnny.

Edit : Oops, wrong forum, or is it? I'll leave that decision up to the Moderators...