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January 27th, 2006   Post 1
master2001
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I thought it would be a fun idea if a Chuck norris sayings thread was started. Here go 3 i liked:
Chuck Norris and Jesus have both been on Jepeordy. Jesus missed two....Chuck missed none
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse....horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already counted to infinity....twice
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January 27th, 2006   Post 2
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Originally Posted by master2001
I thought it would be a fun idea if a Chuck norris sayings thread was started. Here go 3 i liked:
Chuck Norris and Jesus have both been on Jepeordy. Jesus missed two....Chuck missed none
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse....horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already counted to infinity....twice
Already one started in the other jokes and stuff.
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January 27th, 2006   Post 3
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Chuck Norris is the most powerful man in the universe. Created by God deep under the earth, so that mankind would not be instantly crushed by his sheer awesomeness, Chuck Norris spends his time swimming in lava and crushing boulders with his roundhouse kicks. While under the Earth he chilled with Betty Crocker, whose motto Chuck still lives by: Don't take **** from no one. Scientists have determined that this is a reason why Chuck Norris has never **** on the surface of the Earth, believing that, quite frankly, we would be ****ed if he did.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

 
February 7th, 2006   Post 4
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Who is Nuck Chorris?
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February 8th, 2006   Post 5
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A guy from "Missing in Action I, II, III" and "Texas Ranger"
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February 12th, 2006   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by master2001
I thought it would be a fun idea if a Chuck norris sayings thread was started. Here go 3 i liked:
Chuck Norris and Jesus have both been on Jepeordy. Jesus missed two....Chuck missed none
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse....horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already counted to infinity....twice
Dude WTF!? I have been hearing about that guy all over the internet and at school and at church did the guy die or something!?
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February 12th, 2006   Post 7
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Chuck Norris can't die Navy Boy.
 
February 12th, 2006   Post 8
Fox
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That's true. Navy boy. Chuck Norris is like a "God". God bless Chuck Norris.
 
February 12th, 2006   Post 9
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Originally Posted by The Cooler King
Chuck Norris can't die Navy Boy.
yeah right.
 
February 12th, 2006   Post 10
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Originally Posted by Fox
That's true. Navy boy. Chuck Norris is like a "God". God bless Chuck Norris.
God beats everything including Chuck Norris.