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April 10th, 2006
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| Godfather | Steven Segal would kick Chuck Norris's wussy behind. |
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May 25th, 2006
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| Milforum Pivotman | no way
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May 25th, 2006
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| Godfather | Why does everyone think Chuck Norris is so great anyway? |
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May 25th, 2006
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| Milforum Pivotman | I have no idea...LOL...he just...came back all of a sudden... |
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May 28th, 2006
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| Milforum Swamp Dweller  | Chuck Norris has nothing on Vin Diesel... VD once ate an entire cake at a bachelor party... before someone thought to tell him it contained a stripper.
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May 29th, 2006
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| Milites Gregarius | Chuck Norris could have the world's most powerful nuke dropped directly on top of him and come out of the resulting blast completely unscathed... even if it means waltzing around in his "b-day suit". |
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June 1st, 2006
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| Centurion | God said: "LET THERE BE LIGHT" Chuck Norris replied: "Say please...." 
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June 18th, 2006
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| Optio | [quote=Pop-a-squat]Chuck Norris could have the world's most powerful nuke dropped directly on top of him and come out of the resulting blast completely unscathed...[quote] in worst case it would result in some dandruff... but thats definitive a "worst case scenario" |
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June 18th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, no because chuck is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris. when chuck norris jumps in a pool, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris. chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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June 18th, 2006
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| Optio | mcgyver can vuild an airplane out of gum a rubberband and a paperclip chuck norris can kill him and take it chuck norris inspects the inspector and tells him if he is up to code
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