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March 15th, 2006   Post 21
Rob Henderson
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chuck norris CAN divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once took about 20 sleeping pills...they made him blink. once.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
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March 15th, 2006   Post 22
FutureDevilDog
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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March 17th, 2006   Post 23
rotc boy
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vin diesel>chuck gay norris
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March 19th, 2006   Post 24
armlesscadet
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chuck norris .!.. you *had to do it*
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March 19th, 2006   Post 25
FutureDevilDog
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Steve Urkel>Vin Gaysel
 
March 19th, 2006   Post 26
armlesscadet
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hot chicks >=< beer...cant decide....
 
March 19th, 2006   Post 27
rotc boy
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thats an easy one armless...hot chicks....
 
March 19th, 2006   Post 28
FutureDevilDog
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Umm Beer+Hot Chicks>All except for chuck norris, since he invented both.
 
April 10th, 2006   Post 29
armlesscadet
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devil is right
 
April 10th, 2006   Post 30
Fox
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Gear

Lol.
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