Don't you dare to say something bad about Chuck Norris!

Blah! He might be as rich as God,but he can never take Gods place in life.

haha, Navy Boy, we're just joking around.

Yeah I noticed that.

every night before the boogyman goes to bed he checks his closet for chuck norris.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

Omg!>_<

And then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail's' Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie; Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman; Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan; Spock, The Rock, Doct. Oct. and Hulk Hogan all came outta no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass, it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, and civilians looked on in total awe...

I bet it was.

yep i got it on tape

Originally Posted by Navy Boy

God beats everything including Chuck Norris.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.