Top this for a speeding ticket!

Two California Highway Patrol [CHP] officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at
Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand-held radar device to
check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.

The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading
300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but
it would not reset, and then it suddenly turned off.

Just then, a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar
had, in fact, locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a
low-flying exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP Headquarters, the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint
to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back, in true USMC style:


Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this
incident.

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet
had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your
hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to
it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft
had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation
for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status,
and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile
was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them,
since the video systems on these jets are very high-tech. Sergeant
Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to
check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the
snap is broken on his holster.

Thank you for your concern.
Semper Fi.

pretty good

ROTFLMAO!

Good one!

I already posted this one......


Radar

Sorry about that sevens, thought it was funny and didn't see it posted after a quick scan, credit goes to you.