Topic: The Choir

tomtom22 · August 8th, 2005

It was visitors' day at the lunatic asylum. All the patients were standing out in the courtyard and singing, "Ave Maria", and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director", he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard." "Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor. "You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "What are they called?" "In the beginning this was a big problem. One inmate wanted to call them the "Big Apple with Little Brown Seeds Singing Sons of Siam". "But I said it was too long and, anyway, none of them were from Siam." "Then, another thought "The Pencil Leads" was a good name but the others disagreed because they had no one to write to."

"Well," the visitor asked, "What name did they finally agree on?"

"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor.
They all agreed to call themselves"..."THE MORON TAP AN APPLE CHOIR"

p.s. the devil made me send this

LIPS · August 8th, 2005

Funny stuff

Team Infidel · March 5th, 2007

good stuff

Rob Henderson · March 5th, 2007

Hehehehehe.

Padre · March 7th, 2007

that's a good ol one from your joke stable Tomtom

AmericanSweetheart · March 9th, 2007

Ok I don't get it either that or its not funny.

Rob Henderson · March 9th, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart

Ok I don't get it either that or its not funny.

Named after the VERY popular "Mormon Tabernacle Choir"

Sevens · March 14th, 2007

Hehehehehehehe

August 8th, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; The Choir It was visitors' day at the lunatic asylum. All the patients were standing out in the courtyard and singing, "Ave Maria", and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director", he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard." "Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor. "You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "What are they called?" "In the beginning this was a big problem. One inmate wanted to call them the "Big Apple with Little Brown Seeds Singing Sons of Siam". "But I said it was too long and, anyway, none of them were from Siam." "Then, another thought "The Pencil Leads" was a good name but the others disagreed because they had no one to write to." "Well," the visitor asked, "What name did they finally agree on?" "Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. They all agreed to call themselves"..."THE MORON TAP AN APPLE CHOIR" p.s. the devil made me send this __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	Funny stuff __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

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Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	good stuff __________________

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Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	Hehehehehe. __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

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AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	Ok I don't get it either that or its not funny. __________________ I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine!

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Padre Milforum Chaplain Gear	that's a good ol one from your joke stable Tomtom

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Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Hehehehehehehe __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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