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July 17th, 2006   Post 1
JulesLee
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Post; Chinese Detective


A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he recieved this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he. He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.
 
July 21st, 2006   Post 2
Italian Guy
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Hahaha.
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July 23rd, 2006   Post 3
NCdt Steliga
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Hahahaha.
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August 29th, 2006   Post 4
AmericanSweetheart
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WOW thats great!
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August 29th, 2006   Post 5
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Hmmmmmmmmm.......
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August 29th, 2006   Post 6
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That's a good one.
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May 25th, 2007   Post 7
Pacific Lure
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Post; I liked this one.


Good one JulesLee!
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May 25th, 2007   Post 8
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ohhh thats funny! good one
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