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October 21st, 2005   Post 1
behemoth79
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Post; chicken and roads


i was reading the other "why did the chicken cross the road?" thread and this dawned on me. what do you guys think?

why did the chicken cross the road?

ill start

...to get to the other side.
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October 21st, 2005   Post 2
MightyMacbeth
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no no..to go to the other neighboring farm to meet some relatives
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 3
OORAH
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to go see the Mrs.
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 4
FutureDevilDog
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to go see the Mr.
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 5
OORAH
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to go see the junior
 
October 22nd, 2005   Post 6
FutureHMSGrad
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Because he was blind and couldn't see what was over there, so he decided that he had to WALK over, but then he got glasses and decided to never cross the road again.
 
October 22nd, 2005   Post 7
FutureDevilDog
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To avoid this thread
 
October 22nd, 2005   Post 8
tomtom22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FutureDevilDog
To avoid this thread
That's the best one yet!
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 9
C/1Lt Henderson
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The chicken crossed the road because he was suicidal and wanted oncoming traffic to hit him so he wouldnt have to go back home to his abusive wife and disobeying children.
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October 22nd, 2005   Post 10
MightyMacbeth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FutureHMSGrad
Because he was blind and couldn't see what was over there, so he decided that he had to WALK over, but then he got glasses and decided to never cross the road again.

no no..thats the best. Its pretty pretty