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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; chicken and roadsi was reading the other "why did the chicken cross the road?" thread and this dawned on me. what do you guys think? why did the chicken cross the road? ill start ...to get to the other side.
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| ICBM | no no..to go to the other neighboring farm to meet some relatives
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton |
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| Primus Pilus | to go see the Mrs.
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | to go see the Mr.
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| Primus Pilus | to go see the junior |
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| Banned ![]() | Because he was blind and couldn't see what was over there, so he decided that he had to WALK over, but then he got glasses and decided to never cross the road again. |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | To avoid this thread |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Quote:
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations | |
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| Milforum Pivotman | The chicken crossed the road because he was suicidal and wanted oncoming traffic to hit him so he wouldnt have to go back home to his abusive wife and disobeying children.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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| ICBM | Quote:
no no..thats the best. Its pretty pretty | |
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