chicken and roads

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October 21st, 2005   #1
behemoth79
 
 

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i was reading the other "why did the chicken cross the road?" thread and this dawned on me. what do you guys think?

why did the chicken cross the road?

ill start

...to get to the other side.




si deum nobiscum, quis contra?
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October 21st, 2005   #2
MightyMacbeth
 
 
no no..to go to the other neighboring farm to meet some relatives


~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton

 
October 22nd, 2005   #3
OORAH
 
 
to go see the Mrs.


And shepards we shall be
For thee, My Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That our feet may quickly carry out thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti

Veritas, Aequitas
 
October 22nd, 2005   #4
FutureDevilDog
 
 
to go see the Mr.


/rant
 
October 22nd, 2005   #5
OORAH
 
 
to go see the junior
 
October 22nd, 2005   #6
FutureHMSGrad
 
Because he was blind and couldn't see what was over there, so he decided that he had to WALK over, but then he got glasses and decided to never cross the road again.
 
October 22nd, 2005   #7
FutureDevilDog
 
 
To avoid this thread
 
October 22nd, 2005   #8
tomtom22
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FutureDevilDog
To avoid this thread
That's the best one yet!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
October 22nd, 2005   #9
Rob Henderson
 
 
The chicken crossed the road because he was suicidal and wanted oncoming traffic to hit him so he wouldnt have to go back home to his abusive wife and disobeying children.
 
October 22nd, 2005   #10
MightyMacbeth
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FutureHMSGrad
Because he was blind and couldn't see what was over there, so he decided that he had to WALK over, but then he got glasses and decided to never cross the road again.

no no..thats the best. Its pretty pretty