The base's public-address system is the simplest way to call the troops -- just shout out the soldiers' last names, tell them where they're needed, and they'll hustle right over. But there was some head-turning the day I summoned these two privates to assist the chaplain: "Pope, Paul, please report to the orderly room."

-- Greg Knoblock

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

that's good

That's funny!

That's rich

Only works if the Chaplain is catholic

ahahahaha.....