Change a light bulb

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb?

.......(guess).....










A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .

I'm sorry. What was the question?
:twisted:
 
Tomtom,

There is a bus load of muscular Amazon women who want to have a word with you outside
:D :eek: :shock:
 
Hey, would you rather have a bitchy woman you can tune out, or a weepy woman who you have to give your full attention to... thats what I thought.
 
DefiantCdr said:
Hey, would you rather have a bitchy woman you can tune out, or a weepy woman who you have to give your full attention to... thats what I thought.

I'd tune em both out.

Remember, menopause = mental pause.

Pause the weeping for the hell raising.
Pause the hell raising for the weeping.
 
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Take Note...

MENtal illness.

MENstrual cramps.

MENtal breakdown.

MENopause.

GUYnecologist.

When we have REAL trouble it's a
HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
MEN?
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