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October 7th, 2005   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb?

.......(guess).....










A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .

I'm sorry. What was the question?


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
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October 8th, 2005   #2
Team Infidel
 
 
That's good.


 
October 8th, 2005   #3
Topgunjn1
 
 
Holy crap Danger close


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October 9th, 2005   #4
Padre
 
 
Tomtom,

There is a bus load of muscular Amazon women who want to have a word with you outside


 
March 6th, 2006   #5
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Padre
Tomtom,

There is a bus load of muscular Amazon women who want to have a word with you outside
Heck I want to have a word with him outside!



 
March 6th, 2006   #6
DefiantCdr
 
 
Hey, would you rather have a bitchy woman you can tune out, or a weepy woman who you have to give your full attention to... thats what I thought.
 
March 6th, 2006   #7
armlesscadet
 
 
ha thats true


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March 7th, 2006   #8
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DefiantCdr
Hey, would you rather have a bitchy woman you can tune out, or a weepy woman who you have to give your full attention to... thats what I thought.
I'd tune em both out.

Remember, menopause = mental pause.

Pause the weeping for the hell raising.
Pause the hell raising for the weeping.


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March 7th, 2006   #9
DolphinDancer
 
 

Take Note...

MENtal illness.

MENstrual cramps.

MENtal breakdown.

MENopause.

GUYnecologist.

When we have REAL trouble it's a
HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
MEN?


Planning is something you do
while you're doing something else.

Quote by John Lennon
 
March 7th, 2006   #10
DolphinDancer
 
 

Still liked it tomtom