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October 23rd, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Post; Celebrity Computer VirusesBEWARE! NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES The George Bush Virus- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus- Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory The Al Gore Virus- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting The Bob Dole Virus- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy The Lewinsky Virus- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back The Mike Tyson Virus- Quits after two bytes The Oprah Winfrey Virus- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB The Ellen Degeneres Virus- Disks can no longer be inserted The Prozac Virus- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care The Michael Jackson Virus- Only attacks minor files The Lorena Bobbitt Virus- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . then discards it through Windows
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck Last edited by tomtom22; June 12th, 2007 at 21:31. |
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October 23rd, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice 
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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October 23rd, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Good one! |
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October 23rd, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Nice!
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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October 23rd, 2005
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 24th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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October 24th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | LMAO brilliant
__________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 |
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October 25th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Hah, pretty funny.  |
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October 26th, 2005
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| Centurion | LOL
__________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\". |
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October 26th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | so mean, yet so true 
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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