Topic: CDC Bird Flu Symptoms

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November 20th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; CDC Bird Flu Symptoms


Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's car
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November 20th, 2005   Post 2
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LOL!
 
November 20th, 2005   Post 3
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I think I may have it, much to the chagrin of my neighbors.
 
November 20th, 2005   Post 4
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Some of those symptoms you get just by going to a frat party
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September 28th, 2006   Post 5
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good one!
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September 28th, 2006   Post 6
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Very nice!!
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September 28th, 2006   Post 7
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that's funny
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