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December 27th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamfilter | Post; Carnival"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale and it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed." she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate Laura, asked her about her blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh Waura, it was wousy."
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December 28th, 2007
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  |
They named him John because Idiot was already taken. 
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December 28th, 2007
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| Forum Brat |
LOL Nice. 
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December 28th, 2007
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| Optio |
pooor John.... Lucky next guy? 
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January 2nd, 2008
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| Milforum Cowgirl |
Hahahahahahaha.....now thats funny!!!
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