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May 9th, 2012   #1
BritinAfrica
 
 

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Warning about buying online;

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.

An unnamed friend spent $55 on a penis enlarger. They sent him a magnifying glass.

Instructions said "Do not use in sunlight".


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August 1st, 2012   #2
AdamAllen
 
A friend of mine bought a "solar powered close dryer" and when it arrived, it was a piece of rope.
 
August 2nd, 2012   #3
viper2007
 
 
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Originally Posted by AdamAllen
A friend of mine bought a "solar powered close dryer" and when it arrived, it was a piece of rope.
How about a "portable, energy saving washing machine"- a washboard!
 
August 2nd, 2012   #4
BritinAfrica
 
 
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Originally Posted by AdamAllen
A friend of mine bought a "solar powered close dryer" and when it arrived, it was a piece of rope.
Now that would REALLY amuse me.

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Originally Posted by viper2007
How about a "portable, energy saving washing machine"- a washboard!
Or a portable cook, cleaner, dish washer.............the wife.

Last edited by BritinAfrica; August 2nd, 2012 at 10:05..
 
August 3rd, 2012   #5
viper2007
 
 
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Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Now that would REALLY amuse me.



Or a portable cook, cleaner, dish washer.............the wife.

Yahhh, and the trouble with that hardware, you cannot mention the four-letter words- you know.... wash...cook... tidy...


They refuse to function...
 



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