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November 21st, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Car Crash


After rear-ending my car, the young man came running to my door and asked "Are you okay?"
"I'm not sure," I said, handing him my business card.
"Oh no," he groaned. "I hit a lawyer."
Just then, my son pulled up in his police cruiser. When he got out and asked, "Are you alright, Dad?" the driver moaned again.
Later an ambulance arrived, and an EMT I knew came running over. "How do you feel, Mr. Clifford?"
At this point the poor driver slumped against his car. "Okay," he said, "when is the mayor coming?"

-Donald L. Clifford, Fort Wayne, Ind.
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November 21st, 2005   Post 2
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November 21st, 2005   Post 3
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