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January 28th, 2012   #11
Trooper1854
 
 
Send that man to his room with no supper!


Sempre in merda profundum
 
January 30th, 2012   #12
84RFK
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm
Oh how my friends to the north are offended by such a simple joke!

I have nothing but the greatest respect for my friends in Canuckistan. You guys are America's number one line of defense from runaway icebergs, killer penguins, and suicide bomber snowmen. It's a hard job that you guys do being America's hat and keeping my head warm.

I also know the high level of training that your Special Forces Hockey Assault Squad go through. Underwater Ice Skating, long range puck shooting, and the sub zero beer drinking. That's so tough that not even US Green Berets or Russian Spetnaz can complete a course. Also your armored zambonis and polar bear cavalry are something fierce along with your Snow Geese dive bombers.

I am still amazed at your amazing camouflage of white clothing for white snow... it's just unheard of. No wonder we (USA) are so behind your military.

Please don't invade.... we can't take your lousy tippers and slow drivers. Also that strange tongue you speak it sounds like French but also has a lot of "Ehs", "Aboots", and "Ay". Can't understand it.... no wonder why your radio systems are uncracked.


Killer penguins....

Sorry Cowboy you got it wrong, the first line of defense against a killer penguin attack would be Argentina and Brasil, and I suppose that will make Ol'Mexico the last line of defense...

And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.


Today we are all Norwegians! Swedish Foreign Minister Carl Bildt. 22. July 2011

Last edited by 84RFK; January 30th, 2012 at 13:59.. Reason: I forgot the beer, can you believe that?!
 
January 30th, 2012   #13
5.56X45mm
 
 
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Originally Posted by 84RFK
Killer penguins....

Sorry Cowboy you got it wrong, the first line of defense against a killer penguin attack would be Argentina and Brasil, and I suppose that will make Ol'Mexico the last line of defense...
Argentina and Brasil make great steaks.... maybe they can make penguin steaks. Mmmmm.... yummy flightless fancy dressed water bird.

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Originally Posted by 84RFK
And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.
I somewhat have to agree with that except Samuel Adams beer is awesome (and American) and there is some good German beer coming out of Mexico. Dos Equis beer.... also enjoyed by the most interesting man in the world.

 
January 30th, 2012   #14
Yossarian
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 84RFK
Killer penguins....

Sorry Cowboy you got it wrong, the first line of defense against a killer penguin attack would be Argentina and Brasil, and I suppose that will make Ol'Mexico the last line of defense...

And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.

Hence how Canada helped save America during Prohibition . Here is an example of Canadian foreign aid during that period smuggled to this U.S. via the underground ski lift




"This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience"- Dwight D. Eisenhower , Jan 17,1961.
 
February 3rd, 2012   #15
lolwhassup
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 84RFK
And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.
What about that German bier?
 
February 3rd, 2012   #16
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
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Originally Posted by lolwhassup
What about that German bier?
German beer is really good; if you have the opportunity, visit their beer festivals.
Brooklyn Brewery has many nice different beers, check it out next time you are going to the Beer Store


Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.
Niccolo Machiavelli
 
February 3rd, 2012   #17
BritinAfrica
 
 
My tipple while in Germany was Becks Bier. Stunning.


I try to be the man my dog thinks I am.
 
February 5th, 2012   #18
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
My tipple while in Germany was Becks Bier. Stunning.
The Warsteiner is my favorite when it comes to the German bier, however, they have so many local breweries and to be in Germany is to be in the Beer Heaven.

 
February 6th, 2012   #19
BritinAfrica
 
 
Sad to say on advice from my doctor I cannot drink any more, probably because of the drinking I did in the RAF and the TA.
 
February 6th, 2012   #20
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Sad to say on advice from my doctor I cannot drink any more, probably because of the drinking I did in the RAF and the TA.
I am sorry to hear that, and when South Africa has really good wine.
 



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