Send that man to his room with no supper!

Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm

Oh how my friends to the north are offended by such a simple joke!

I have nothing but the greatest respect for my friends in Canuckistan. You guys are America's number one line of defense from runaway icebergs, killer penguins, and suicide bomber snowmen. It's a hard job that you guys do being America's hat and keeping my head warm.

I also know the high level of training that your Special Forces Hockey Assault Squad go through. Underwater Ice Skating, long range puck shooting, and the sub zero beer drinking. That's so tough that not even US Green Berets or Russian Spetnaz can complete a course. Also your armored zambonis and polar bear cavalry are something fierce along with your Snow Geese dive bombers.

I am still amazed at your amazing camouflage of white clothing for white snow... it's just unheard of. No wonder we (USA) are so behind your military.

Please don't invade.... we can't take your lousy tippers and slow drivers. Also that strange tongue you speak it sounds like French but also has a lot of "Ehs", "Aboots", and "Ay". Can't understand it.... no wonder why your radio systems are uncracked.

Killer penguins....

Sorry Cowboy you got it wrong, the first line of defense against a killer penguin attack would be Argentina and Brasil, and I suppose that will make Ol'Mexico the last line of defense...

And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.

Originally Posted by 84RFK

Killer penguins....

Sorry Cowboy you got it wrong, the first line of defense against a killer penguin attack would be Argentina and Brasil, and I suppose that will make Ol'Mexico the last line of defense...

Argentina and Brasil make great steaks.... maybe they can make penguin steaks. Mmmmm.... yummy flightless fancy dressed water bird.

Originally Posted by 84RFK

And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.

I somewhat have to agree with that except Samuel Adams beer is awesome (and American) and there is some good German beer coming out of Mexico. Dos Equis beer.... also enjoyed by the most interesting man in the world.

Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube

Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube

Originally Posted by 84RFK

Killer penguins....

Sorry Cowboy you got it wrong, the first line of defense against a killer penguin attack would be Argentina and Brasil, and I suppose that will make Ol'Mexico the last line of defense...

And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.

Hence how Canada helped save America during Prohibition . Here is an example of Canadian foreign aid during that period smuggled to this U.S. via the underground ski lift

Originally Posted by 84RFK

And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.

What about that German bier?

Originally Posted by lolwhassup

What about that German bier?

German beer is really good; if you have the opportunity, visit their beer festivals.
Brooklyn Brewery has many nice different beers, check it out next time you are going to the Beer Store

My tipple while in Germany was Becks Bier. Stunning.

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

My tipple while in Germany was Becks Bier. Stunning.

The Warsteiner is my favorite when it comes to the German bier, however, they have so many local breweries and to be in Germany is to be in the Beer Heaven.

Oktoberfest Munich 2010 - YouTube

Oktoberfest Munich 2010 - YouTube

Sad to say on advice from my doctor I cannot drink any more, probably because of the drinking I did in the RAF and the TA.

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

Sad to say on advice from my doctor I cannot drink any more, probably because of the drinking I did in the RAF and the TA.

I am sorry to hear that, and when South Africa has really good wine.