Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm
Oh how my friends to the north are offended by such a simple joke!
I have nothing but the greatest respect for my friends in Canuckistan. You guys are America's number one line of defense from runaway icebergs, killer penguins, and suicide bomber snowmen. It's a hard job that you guys do being America's hat and keeping my head warm.
I also know the high level of training that your Special Forces Hockey Assault Squad go through. Underwater Ice Skating, long range puck shooting, and the sub zero beer drinking. That's so tough that not even US Green Berets or Russian Spetnaz can complete a course. Also your armored zambonis and polar bear cavalry are something fierce along with your Snow Geese dive bombers.
I am still amazed at your amazing camouflage of white clothing for white snow... it's just unheard of. No wonder we (USA) are so behind your military.
Please don't invade.... we can't take your lousy tippers and slow drivers. Also that strange tongue you speak it sounds like French but also has a lot of "Ehs", "Aboots", and "Ay". Can't understand it.... no wonder why your radio systems are uncracked.
you got it wrong, the first line of defense against a killer penguin attack would be Argentina and Brasil, and I suppose that will make Ol'Mexico the last line of defense...
And my reason to support Canada here is that they're the only country on that contonent capable of brewing decent beer.
Today we are all Norwegians! Swedish Foreign Minister Carl Bildt. 22. July 2011
Last edited by 84RFK; January 30th, 2012 at 14:59..
Reason: I forgot the beer, can you believe that?!