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| Milites Gregarius | Post; c130 parody<he was suspended for calling it during pt> C130 rollin down the strip (at this point everyone groans and thinks its another lame cadence) *r* Pilot F***ed up and the damn thing fliped (roar of laughter) *r* short but o so sweet
__________________ Ecclesiastes 3 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
I got in a spot of trouble with the coach for this one I made up: [insert principal's names] staring us in the fa-ace! repeat Thinks s/he runs the whole damn place! repeat Dumass fatass uglyass too, repeat All we can say is FU-U repeat If you knew what my principal looked like, you'd be howling with laughter. |
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| Tirones |
The way I know this one from a friend is: C-130 rollin down the strip Front wheel popped and the plane dun flipped Mission top secret destination unkown Air Force Pilot awoled went home |
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| Centurion |
t's one thirty now on the strip Chairborne daddy gonna take a little trip Stand up, lock up, shuffle to the door The club for lunch and home by four If there's something to decide Close your door and try to hide Every time you get a call You're out playing racquetball First revise the SOP Make a change in policy Ours is not to wonder why It's written down in the LOI God forbid we should go to war All that paperwork would be a bore Let me stay behind my desk Anything is better than the leaning rest Chairborne Ranger, that's what I am One of a kind, I'm and AG man |
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| Milites Gregarius |
Another version: C130 running down the strip (insert unit) gonna take a little trip Mission top secret destination unknown hit the beach then get our butts home.
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
Oh yeah! Gonna use these!
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| Milforum Moderator ![]() |
C130 rollin down the strip. This must be it's millionth trip. |
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