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September 17th, 2009   Post 1
John Lydon
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Post; Busted by the Sergeant Major


This is a story that one of my close friends still tells to this day.

My buddy was stationed at Ft. Sill OK awaiting orders to be sent to Iraq. One weekend a few of the guys decided to go out on the town and raise some hell before heading overseas. They met a few girls, one thing led to the other, and before you know it they were back at the barracks with three of the girls. To spare the dirty details, several things happened that night, and my buddy enjoyed himself.
When formation was called that Monday morning, the Sergeant Major was standing out front with one of the girls that my buddy had "partied" with that weekend.After roll call was taken the Sergeant Major demanded to know who had brought his sixteen year old daughter on base and what exactly happened!!!
My buddy swears that he didn't know the girl was sixteen and that he definitely didn't know it was the daughter of the Sergeant Major! No one talked and as far as they know, the Sergeant Major never found out who was responsible!

Last edited by tomtom22; November 22nd, 2009 at 04:36.. Reason: spelling
 
September 17th, 2009   Post 2
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Oh my.
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September 18th, 2009   Post 3
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HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 18th, 2009   Post 4
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I would really rather hug a a lion than have that happen to me
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September 18th, 2009   Post 5
BritinAfrica
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The bloke is lucky the girl didnt point a finger at him
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September 18th, 2009   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
The bloke is lucky the girl didnt point a finger at him

No lie. That really coulda bit him. If they look young enough that you have to ask their age.....or they think the Disney Channel is really cool best ya pass em by.
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September 26th, 2009   Post 7
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Ohhhhh, dayumn.
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September 28th, 2009   Post 8
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The real definition of "LUCKY"
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September 30th, 2009   Post 9
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You could have been a s**tpot full of trouble, bro...
 
November 22nd, 2009   Post 10
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thats were people pee themselves
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