What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

I have another

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

Answer: One is a bottom-of-the-pond scum sucker and the other is a fish.

Q: How many lawyers is needed to change a light-bulb?
A: As many as You can afford.

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Some reasons to use lawyers in laboratories instead of rats/bunnies:

• There are more lawyers than rats/bunnies;
• In difference of rats/bunnies, lab stuff does not have an emotional ties with lawyers;
• There is no protests from animal right activists.

One more its a bit long, and no its not an ethnic/religious joke...

A Hindu, a Rabbi and a lawyer are driving late at night in the country when they have a car breakdown. They see a farm in the distance and so they decide to ask the farmer if he could lodge them until morning.

The farmer tells them hes got no room but the barn is available and as its full of straw they would be comfortable. The trio thanks the farmer and walk toward the barn, the farmer goes back to bed.

An hour later their is a knock at the farmers door. The farmer annoyed for having been woken up a 2nd time opens and there is the Hindu. The hindu thanks the farmer for his hospitality but as the barn contains a cow and as hindu's view cows as sacred he would prefer to walk to town and sleep at the inn. Farmer goes back to bed.

An hour later, there is another knock at the farmer's door, the farmer opens it and there is the Rabbi. The Rabbi thanks the farmer for his hospitality but as the barn contains a pig and as Jews view pigs as Sacred he would prefer to walk to town and sleep at the inn. Farmer goes back to bed.

5 Minutes Later the Farmer is awoken again by a loud knock, the farmed pissed that this is the fourth time he has been woken up opens the door with a fury and there on his doorstep is the cow and the pig.

Hehehehe They're all great!!

Originally Posted by Team Infidel

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

Or How about "Not deep enough water?"

There's got to be someone here who's a lawyer considering how many there are.

Originally Posted by the_13th_redneck

There's got to be someone here who's a lawyer considering how many there are.

My father is semi-retired, but he practiced law for 40 years. And yes he loves these types of jokes. He generally agrees with the negative opinion concerning the legal profession.