Topic: BUMPER STICKERS - PART 2

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September 18th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; BUMPER STICKERS - PART 2


"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON"


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September 18th, 2005   Post 2
LIPS
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Some more words of wisdom from LIPS
 
September 20th, 2005   Post 3
tomtom22
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A few more to be added:
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HONK IF YOU ARE IMPATIENT
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FIGHT VIOLENCE
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September 20th, 2005   Post 4
LIPS
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Ironic, really
 
January 13th, 2007   Post 5
Sevens
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Love it!
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All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same.......

Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.
 
February 8th, 2007   Post 6
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lol those are fun
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