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August 26th, 2006   Post 1
Padre
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Post; Bum wrap for Jupiter


Jupiter came down to Earth one day and decided to help these two
criminals to rob a bank. Anyway, to make a long story short,
they got caught and the three of them found themselves in court.

The judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years, and Jupiter
was a bit shocked when he was sentenced to ten years.

"But your honour" said Jupiter, "I didn't even take part in the robbery!"

"Yes" said the judge. "But you helped them ... planet!".

 
August 26th, 2006   Post 2
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LOL Saw that one coming...LOL
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August 26th, 2006   Post 3
armlesscadet
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nooooo lol
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August 26th, 2006   Post 4
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oh my goodness. when will the planet jokes end?
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August 26th, 2006   Post 5
Rob Henderson
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^^^Not any time soon, T.I...
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August 26th, 2006   Post 6
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a Big GROAN!
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August 27th, 2006   Post 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
oh my goodness. when will the planet jokes end?
Easy. When there are no planets and at the rate we are going, that might not be too far off.
 
August 29th, 2006   Post 8
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Wow I am so shocked at how corny that was...
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