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May 8th, 2004
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| Milites Gregarius | Post; Building An NCO...No offense to the officers! ********************** A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk. The little boy was playing with a pile of ****. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of ****?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO." The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of ****, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO." The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1SG. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of ****, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO." "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough **** to build an officer." |
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May 8th, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Good one  , the admin has this one on his site tho.
__________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it. |
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May 8th, 2004
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| Buttercup  |  You know, the only ones NOT in the crosshairs on that one are the Warrants and the junior enlisted. 
__________________ No boom, no boom, no boom, Amen. |
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May 9th, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | very good one |
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May 9th, 2004
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| Primus Pilus | I like it. Any more like this, let me know. 
__________________ Midshipman 3/C, USNR |
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May 18th, 2004
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's funny, and yet so true.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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February 27th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahaha... i guess
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March 1st, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | Thats funny!
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
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March 4th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Quote:
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie | |
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March 4th, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer | I remember that day... you'd be amazed how much **** it takes to build anything over an 0-6. 
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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