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March 30th, 2006   #1
Chief Bones
 
 

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BUDS & HANGING BASKETS

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."

Happy Gardening.

Have A Great Day,
 
April 1st, 2006   #2
Marinerhodes
 
 
This small text is killin my eyes Chief. Funy though 8)


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April 1st, 2006   #3
Rob Henderson
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marinerhodes
This small text is killin my eyes Chief. Funy though 8)
hold ctrl and hit the + key by the number pad. it makes the font bigger.

funny stuff chief.
 
April 1st, 2006   #4
Chief Bones
 
 

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Originally Posted by Marinerhodes
This small text is killin my eyes Chief. Funy though 8)
I wish someone would make up my mind ... first the font is too big and then it's too small ... oh well, humor is humor no matter the size .....
 
April 1st, 2006   #5
tomtom22
 
 


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
April 4th, 2006   #6
Navy Boy
 
 
Lol!


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Semper Fortis
 
January 7th, 2007   #7
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one