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May 5th, 2007   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; The Broken Mower


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.





Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.









I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."









The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.









Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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May 5th, 2007   Post 2
JulesLee
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lolol owneeed!!!
 
May 5th, 2007   Post 3
Team Infidel
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lovely...
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May 6th, 2007   Post 4
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lovely
 
May 6th, 2007   Post 5
CrazyLilCajun
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lol nice one
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