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July 13th, 2007   Post 1
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One day while working at US Navy Recruiting Headquarters I was asked to sit in a briefing with the Admiral and his COS of the British Navy Recruiting Command. They flew over to gain some ideas from us about how to recruit. There was 6 of us in the conference room, 2 of which were female Captains. The Admiral during one of his many questions said the word "Sh*t" which was followed by dead silence, the Admiral looked embarrassed so I quickly spoke up, "Sir, don't sweat it, sh*t is a nautical term." Everyone in the room looked at me, my Captain rolled her eyes. I said, "yes Sir, back in the days of wooden ships occasionally the cargo would be pressed cow manure stacked on pallets and placed in the hold. During the deployment the bilge would start to gain water and the hold would become very humid. The manure would start to decay and produce methane gas. When the Sailor would enter the space with a lantern the hold would explode. Once they realized the reason for these mysterious occurrences of fire they started to place banners on the sides of the pallets, "Store High In Transit". That Sir is the origin of the word, so feel free to express the word sh*t anytime you feel appropriate." Everyone laughed and we got back to work

True story.
 
July 14th, 2007   Post 2
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Originally Posted by NavyCS
True story.
Your story, or the story of the word sh*t?

That's hilarious that the British Admiral kept saying it...
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July 14th, 2007   Post 3
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Originally Posted by AJChenMPH
Your story, or the story of the word sh*t?

That's hilarious that the British Admiral kept saying it...
My story...the other one is something I read during my CPO initiation
 
July 16th, 2007   Post 4
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good story
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