Topic: Bravest Men

ARMY101 · March 24th, 2006

Admiral McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: "So how are your men?"

"Very well trained, Gen. McKenzie."

"I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could say they're the bravest men all over the country."

"Well, my men are very brave, too."

"I'd like to see that."

So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Cooper! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"

"Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Cooper ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:

"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."

Fox · March 24th, 2006

Navy Boy · March 24th, 2006

Never heard of a general being incharge of the Navy before.

ARMY101 · March 25th, 2006

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Originally Posted by Navy Boy

Never heard of a general being incharge of the Navy before.

That's what happens when civilians write military jokes

JulesLee · April 7th, 2006

lol u could of edited it :P i was reading and was like wdf gen charge of navy? XD

Navy Boy · April 11th, 2006

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Originally Posted by ARMY101

That's what happens when civilians write military jokes

Yes indeed.

tomtom22 · April 11th, 2006

True enough!

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ARMY101 Optio Gear	Post; Bravest Men Admiral McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: "So how are your men?" "Very well trained, Gen. McKenzie." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could say they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Cooper! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Cooper ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general." Last edited by ARMY101; April 11th, 2006 at 17:41.

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Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Lol! __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

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Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	Never heard of a general being incharge of the Navy before. __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

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JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	lol u could of edited it :P i was reading and was like wdf gen charge of navy? XD __________________ May 15, 2009 = Second Lostenant! Commissioning in Dress Blues!!

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tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	True enough! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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