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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | Post; Which branch really has a pair...Two generals were standing together complaining which branch has a bigger pair of balls. The First General, which leads a USMC Division said that he's has the biggest pair because of how though his Marines are. So the USMC General orders on of his Marines to climb the go on a twenty mile forced march with a 100lbs ruck sack and do it within four hours. The Marine says "YES SIR!" The Second General, which leads a USAF Fighter Wing says he can do better. So he command a USAF Sgt to do the same. The USAF Sgt replies "F##k you sir, I ain't doing that ****. I'm going back to my Air Conditioned Building and PC with internet." The USMC General looks at the USAF General and says that the USAF has a bigger pair....
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | wait, they say Sir in the air force? i thought it was a first name basis.
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| Spam King | he hadn't met the guy before. but then he'd still say dude...
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| Milforum Cowgirl | haha...............
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
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| Can you hear me now? | That's true. haha.
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| Forum Brat | LOL Nice.
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