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August 9th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Which branch really has a pair...


Two generals were standing together complaining which branch has a bigger pair of balls.

The First General, which leads a USMC Division said that he's has the biggest pair because of how though his Marines are.

So the USMC General orders on of his Marines to climb the go on a twenty mile forced march with a 100lbs ruck sack and do it within four hours. The Marine says "YES SIR!"

The Second General, which leads a USAF Fighter Wing says he can do better.

So he command a USAF Sgt to do the same. The USAF Sgt replies "F##k you sir, I ain't doing that ****. I'm going back to my Air Conditioned Building and PC with internet."

The USMC General looks at the USAF General and says that the USAF has a bigger pair....
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August 9th, 2007   Post 2
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wait, they say Sir in the air force? i thought it was a first name basis.
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August 9th, 2007   Post 3
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he hadn't met the guy before.

but then he'd still say dude...
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August 10th, 2007   Post 4
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August 14th, 2007   Post 5
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haha...............
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August 31st, 2007   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by istealfreefood
wait, they say Sir in the air force? i thought it was a first name basis.
LOL......
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September 3rd, 2007   Post 7
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That's true. haha.
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October 17th, 2007   Post 8
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LOL Nice.
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