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October 29th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; BRAIN CRAMPS


Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." (we are????)
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental"
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Al Gore, Vice President (DUH !) and he wanted to be President!!!!!!
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." does he know where he almost grew up???.....--Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"(I say all we can get, I'll take his clean air)--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." (Oh, well that's different, I think)??????
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." (really???????)--Bill Clinton, President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP (damn he's smart)
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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....Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to your brilliant friends.

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October 29th, 2005   Post 2
Italian Guy
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Ah ah ah ah ah ah
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"Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it".
Pericles.


 
October 30th, 2005   Post 3
Navy Boy
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Good one.
 
October 30th, 2005   Post 4
Missileer
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Now I feel a little better.
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“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.”
—John Stuart Mill
 
October 31st, 2005   Post 5
xander
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lol wow my head hurts with sooooo much knowledge
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October 31st, 2005   Post 6
LIPS
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Some more words of wisdom from LIPS
 
January 12th, 2007   Post 7
Rob Henderson
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That makes ME look like a genious...
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"Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie
 
February 8th, 2007   Post 8
Team Infidel
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haha those are pretty ok
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February 8th, 2007   Post 9
senojekips
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What worries me is that most of these are quotes from people in places of power.
 
February 8th, 2007   Post 10
Padre
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:-p :-p :-p :-p :-p