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May 3rd, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Box of Chocolates


Finding a bottle on the beach, Jake uncorks it and releases a genie.
"Ah, now you get three wishes," says the genie.
"Great!" Jake replies. "First, I want one billion dollars."
Poof! There's a flash, and a paper with Swiss bank account numbers appears in Jake's hand.
"Next, I want a nice ocean-side house in Hawaii."
Poof! Another flash, and he is holding the deeds to an ocean side property in Hawaii.
"Finally," Jake says, "I want to be irresistible to women."
Poof! There's another blinding flash, ...and Jake turns into a box of chocolates.
What's more irresistable than chocolate?!
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May 3rd, 2006   Post 2
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January 7th, 2007   Post 3
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that's a good one
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