A minister was seated next to Boudreaux on a flight to Texas. After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. Boudreaux asked for a
shot of bourbon, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a
drink. He replied in disgust........., "I'd rather be savagely raped by
brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

Boudreaux then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, sha. Boudreaux don't know he had a choice."

oh jeeezzzz