One day Boudreaux, him, he was sittin in his coffee shop, drinkin a pop, wen dis grate big fella come in and knocks him off da stool. The big fella say, "Dat was a karate chop frum Korea." Boudreaux, him, he don't say nuttin, he jus get back on his stool an take anudder drink frum his pop. WHAM !, da big fella knock Boudreaux down agin an say, "Dat was a judo chop frum Japan."
Boudreaux still don't say nuttin, he jus get up an walk out of dat coffee shop. Bout a hour later, Boudreaux come back in an witout sayin nuttin, he walk up to dat big fella an WHACK ! he knock dat big fella off his stool an knock him out cold.
Den Boudreaux tell da manager, "Mais, wen he wake tell him dat was a crowbar from da Home Depot !"