Topic: A boot marine joke

Mark Conley · May 27th, 2004

As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"

The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."

AFSteliga · May 28th, 2004

Hi-larious

Darkmb101 · May 28th, 2004

you know what, i think he made a good choice.

Marksman · May 28th, 2004

C/2nd Lt Robot · June 12th, 2004

Just a good choice? It was a great choice if you ask me.

Cadetlancecorporaldicecio · July 18th, 2004

pretty funny, but the marines dont call it AWOL it is UA

aircdts4eva · September 12th, 2004

Awsome

Patriot_1989tobeyond · October 18th, 2004

That ones good :P

coldzero · October 19th, 2004

FULLMETALJACKET · November 7th, 2005

good stuff

May 27th, 2004	Post 1
Mark Conley Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; A boot marine joke As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?" The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR." __________________ “If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF

May 28th, 2004	Post 2
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hi-larious __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

May 28th, 2004	Post 3
Darkmb101 Tribunus Laticlavius	you know what, i think he made a good choice. __________________ on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

May 28th, 2004	Post 4
Marksman Tribuni Angusticlavii	lol __________________

June 12th, 2004	Post 5
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	Just a good choice? It was a great choice if you ask me. __________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

July 18th, 2004	Post 6
Cadetlancecorporaldicecio Tirones	pretty funny, but the marines dont call it AWOL it is UA

September 12th, 2004	Post 7
aircdts4eva Optio	Awsome __________________ Sgt Brittany Mullin Flight Commander, 893 Beaufort Sqn www.cadets.net/pac/893air

October 18th, 2004	Post 8
Patriot_1989tobeyond Centurion	That ones good :P __________________ Im cool if you dont agree with me, but, DO NOT get in my face and cocky, and DO NOT insult people, especially leaders!! no matter how much yo hate their guts, no-ones got any right to be haughty!

October 19th, 2004	Post 9
coldzero Immunes	lol __________________ \"RANGERS LEAD THE WAY\" \"Give\'em the whole nine yards!!!\"

November 7th, 2005	Post 10
FULLMETALJACKET MilForum Bad Apple Gear	good stuff __________________ "For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son."

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