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April 14th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!!Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 140km/hr with her face up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnected an important call!!! BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!!
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April 15th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | when will they learn? makeup cant come in the way of safe driving.
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April 16th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | When men learn to tell good jokes we'll drive better!
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April 16th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
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April 18th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | forget it |
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April 18th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus |  O...K.... Ahem.... I see.
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April 19th, 2005
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| No Chance Outside | Quote:
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH 
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October 14th, 2006
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October 14th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Lol....
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October 14th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | LOL...Nice. Where was the coffee from? You should sue them for not warning you that it was hot.
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