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October 9th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; BLONDE'S HONEYMOON


BLONDE'S HONEYMOON

Poor Thing!

The first day of their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?

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October 10th, 2005   Post 2
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October 10th, 2005   Post 3
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LOL!
 
November 25th, 2007   Post 4
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oh goodness
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November 25th, 2007   Post 5
pixiedustboo
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Awh. I think that is sad.
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November 26th, 2007   Post 6
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
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November 30th, 2007   Post 7
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oh geez......
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